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Hi, and welcome to The Memoirs :) If you're here, chances are you know what you're about to read already, but let me help out those who have stumbled here by accident. This is a collaborative Smallville fanfic by me (Kel) and my writing partner, Diana. There are original characters, crossover characters, and the regular Smallville characters.
I realize that there are probably some typos in this. But let me put it in perspective for you. There's 300+ chapters, each one about 20,000 words. That's what, six million words? If there's less than a hundred we've typo'd, then I think we're okay. There's no need to let us know they're there; we're aware. And we're working on it. This is an edit in process. HOWEVER. if you find a link that is not working, an empty page, a chapter that's skipped or looks wonky, please feel free to contact me (I'm Kel) at the address below, or at SVthememoirs@gmail.com
Eventually a zip file/rar file of the entire series will be available.
LEGALITIES:
The characters of Smallville belong to DC comics; original characters belong to Diana and myself. Nobody made any profit off this, at all, nor are we infringing anyone's copyright. All rights are reserved to their original owners.
WARNINGS:
This is a work of adult fiction. As such, it contains pretty much every single thing that you can imagine to be warned about. Including: graphic sex (hetero, gay, lesbian), BDSM (fisting, chains and whips, strap-on, enema, etc), mpreg/alien-preg, multiples (threesomes, foursomes, etc), rape, and other such unpleasantness. There are also eating disorders, psychiatric problems, and a couple of deaths.
EXTRAS:
There are a lot of extras that went with the original story and website that are not being reposted here, mostly in-character IMs, family trees and pictures, and magazine articles and covers created by Diana and myself to go along with the events in the story.
AUTHORS: Contact Kel -- Contact Diana
1. That One Animal Song
2. Gym And Showers
3. Hope You Don't Mind
4. The Penthouse
5. Confession in a Kiss
6. Garlic Kisses
7. Lawrence
8. You're What's Left When The Air Clears
9. Bowling for Journalists
10. Fathers and Sons
11. Pool Table
12. Atlantic
13. Breathe The Air I Breathe
14. Feather Dusters and Ham Sandwiches
15. Lovers Quarrel
16. Addicted
17. Starlight Confessional
18. Redrum
19. Consequences
20. Good Vibrations
21. Aushna'
22. Bed of Roses
23. What The Little Bird Said
24. Brandy
25. Beloved
26. Belong
27. Rings and Ketchup
28. Morgan
29. Soothing the Soul
30. Labor of Love
31. Four of a Kind
32. Given and Taken
33. Heartbeat Away
34. Someone To Watch Over Me
35. Caught on Tape
36. Beginning of the End
37. Underneath It All
38. The Way You Look Tonight
39. Friends...With Benefits
40. Bloody Mornings
41. Felicia
42. Shedding Pretenses
43. Little Red Riding Lex
44. Foie Gras Bouillon
45. Not For Public Consumption
46. De-furring The Luthor's
47. A Wretch Like Me
48. White Roses And A Cup Of Coffee
49. Private Presentation
50. Dr. Evil's Evil Volcanic Lair
51. 3 a.m.
52. Surprise
53. Readjustment to Normalcy
54. 1-800-SHAYLA
55. Grief
56. Planning For The Future
57. Knock First
58. Excelsior
59. Double The Pleasure, Double The Fun
60. Emasculation
61. French Fries and Fisticuffs
62. Emasculation, Part II
63. Exorcism
64. House Call
65. Latino Heat
66. Two Sides To Every Story
67. Summer By The Sea
68. Emergence
69. The Hibernation of Rip Van Senatori
70. How To Win A Mountain Man
71. Breakfast At Tiffany's
72. Olympus
73. The Four Horsemen
74. Dinner With The Paparazzi
75. Samson The Incredible
76. Preschool
77. Revisiting Yesterday
78. The Education of Clark Kent
79. The Room With A View
80. That Which Does Not Kill Me
81. High Flyin'
82. Divine Teases
83. The Seventh Circle of Hell
84. S'mores
85. Working It Out
86. Puppy Power
87. E.T. The Erotic Tailbump
88. Extra Mayo, Super Sized
89. Disgruntled Parents and American Pie
90. The Conference
91. The Conference--Office Space
92. Trouble In Paradise
93. Fanfic and Wounded Ego
94. Fear And Loathing... In McDonald's
95. Mending Fences
96. Overwhelmed
97. The End of the Beginning
98. A World With Shrimp
99. His Surprise
100. Broken Bones
101. Dinner Break
102. The End of Everything
103. Breakdown
104. Cleanup
105. Aftermath
106. Field of Lilacs
107. Clearing The Boards
108. Two Kings And A Queen
109. Precious Moments
110. Group Therapy, Group Hugs
111. Revelations
112. Love, Valor, Compassion
113. Life, Or Something Like It
114. Restorations
115. Setbacks And Visitations
116. New Friends And Old
117. A Man Is Measured
118. ...Only Makes Me Stronger
119. Bond Rebuilt
120. When Bastards Attack
121. Taking It Slowly
122. Pain In The Ass
123. Personal Explorations
124. Flights of Fancy
125. The Party Planner
126. Truths and Naked Skin
127. Premature
128. Temperamental Fool
129. Loving You Is Easy
130. I'm Sorry
131. After the Rain
132. Texan-ated Morphine
133. Signature
134. Worms
135. Fellatius Interruptus
136. Confessionals
137. Comfortable Silence
138. Opiates
139. Housing Project
140. Tegaderm
41. Rubber Duckie, You're The One
142. Boulder
143. Making A Baby
144. The Ivy On The Wall
145. In Flagrante Delicto
146. Grounds For A Date
147. No Need For Baby Books
148. There's A First Time For Everything
149. Drawing Lines
150. Trouble In Paradise
151. Kenep
152. The Wee Folk
153. Bleeding Soul
154. Laying Tile, Laying You
155. Instant Gratification
156. Jack And Jill
157. Dinner With The In-laws
158. Up In The Air
159. Harvesters Of Sorrow
160. A Day In The Life
161. This Is Not A Social Call
162. Annakas
163. His Home Was Theirs
164. Lost Cause
165. Passing The Torch
166. His Ashimel
167. Harpy
168. Between Two Worlds
169. Please Wait To Be Seated
170. Band
171. Great Start, No Follow-Through
172. Psuedo Fathers
173. Evil Bitch Monster From Hell
174. Breaking Her Out
175. 20/20
176. Kind Soul
177. A Life For A Life
178. An Angel in Disguise
179. Astral Planes
180. Bear Chase
181. Taking Notes
182. Office Romance
183. Fish Out Of Water
184. AntiClimax
185. Babies R Us
186. Night Of A Thousand Dreams
187. Stepping Outside
188. Hundred Acre Wood
189. You Thought You Knew Me
190. Happy Endings All Around
191. Hole In One
192. What's The Worst That Could Happen?
193. Hot And Cold
194. Keep Those Records Playing
195. Home Is Where the Heart Is
196. Cleanup on Aisle 12... the Emerald Isle
197. Twin Surprises
198. Family Ties
199. Fastest Man In The East or the West
200. The Chat
201. Out of Control and Blind as a Bat
202. The Pastry
203. A Little Less Action, A Lot More Talk
204. One Overprotective Boyfriend Heavy
205. Dinner and a Disagreement
206. Not The Sharpest Tool In The Shed
207. Fatherhood
208. Educational Resources
209. Lex Lessons
210. Couldn't Go The Distance
211. Wrong Suited Temper
212. With the Best of Intentions
213. One Down, One Billion To Go
214. Please Save The Sheep
215. Anger For Eight
216. Brotherly Love
217. Itskla
218. Open Doors
219. Almost To The Breaking Point
220. Man To Man, Father To Son
221. Breaking Point
222. Switch
223. Mending
224. Paging Dr. Doolittle
225. Granny
226. Morning Ablutions
227. American Male
228. A Dash Of Cold Water
229. Goodbye And Hello
230. Permanent Houseguest
231. Names Have Been Changed To Protect The Ignorant
232. The Best Decision Of All
233. Aushna' and Sha'nauch
234. Good Things Come To Those Who Wait
235. Sweet News
236. Two O'clock Spoons
237. In Defense Of Humanity
238. Lumbar
239. Working At Odds
240. Revisiting Alexa
241. Double Mint Clark
242. Educational Resource
243. CK's Moment
244. Reality
245. Attempted Infidelity
246. Qutenyu for Andes
247. Unique Therapy
248. The Day He Said No
249. Competition
250. The Long Road to Goodbye
251. The Egg
252. Change
253. Three Way Tie
254. Mistake With Consequences
255. Unwelcome Visitor
256. Gotham
257. Morning of Men
258. The Nursery
259. The Formation
260. Night of Awakening
261. Wedding Day
262. Five Days Eleven
263. Elaine
264. Break
265. The Perfect Distraction
266. LutherCorp Interlude
267. Shayla's Worst Day
268. The Battle for LuthorCorp
269. Virginity, Part Deux
270. Ethan's Visit
271. So Early In The Morning
272. Irish Poker
273. All Good Things
274. Final Wishes
275. DNR
276. Gran Comes Home
277. The Things Nightmares Are Made Of
278. The Mind
279. Lex's Sleep
280. Tiff
281. Three Times
282. Shayla's Breakdown
283. Partnership
284. The Worst Assignment Ever
285. Decisions, Decisions
286. Supper
287. Sweet Home Smallville
288. History Repeats Itself
289. The Truth
290. The Kink that Kanked
291. Alexis Luthor, At Your Service
292. Dip
293. His Day of Trouble
294. Eddie
295. The Erection That Wasn't
296. Confronting Mama
297. History
298. Twinkie Binges
299. Miscalculation
300. Hell Hath No Fury
301. Room with a View
302. The Prodigal Son Returns
303. And They Brought Her Inspiration
304. A Culmination of War
305. Cherry Slushy
306. Victoria Makes Three
307. A Matter of Pride
308. Elaine Nacheyez, Therapist to the Stars
309. Molting Season
310. Treat
311. The Attic
312. Skating in August
313. A Tub All His Own
314. Business Proposition
315. Connections, Connections
316. Chloe Sullivan, Mother of One
317. Break From The Ordinary
318. New Guy
319. Short Term Therapist
320. Jonathan Kent, At Your Service
321. Marked and Taken
322. Adam's Attitude
323. Separated At Birth
324. Respectful Grudges
325. Too Long
326. John
327. News Gets Out
328. Toy Room
329. First Meeting
330. Sleepover
331. Spaghetti and Beer
332. Pete's Call
333. Hello, Aurora
334. Superbear
335. Dr. Bird, Counselor
336. Suffocated
337. Post Dinner Plans
338. Starburst
339. New Addition
340. Shayla Makes Five
341. Bliss
342. Setting Up Plans
343. Day and Knight
344. Stripes and Spots
345. The Hard Way
346. Benefit of the Doubt
347. Goodbye, Smallville
348. 2B
349. Tea and Ms. Bird
350. A Song for John
351. Three-Way Tie
352. Submissive Dominant
353. Silent Argument
354. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
355. Sex Toy
356. Pit Stop
357. Montana
358. Interview with an Alien
359. FYI
360. Expanding Family
361. Cajun Call
Kel and Di
Copyright © 2002-03 (The Memoirs). All rights reserved.
Revised: June 29, 2009.
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